As I sat having coffee at the park with my two friends, who are both now married with kids, we started talking about my favorite topic.. some of our most awkward dates...Since there were a handful of gems, I decided to provide a compilation for everyone to enjoy:
Caitlyn: "Did I ever tell you the time I went on a date to avoid getting sued for hitting a guy with my car (his car, he wasn't a pedestrian)!"
Sam: "Ah, that reminds me of back in the day when I went to fight a speeding ticket and wore a suit, because that is what I thought I was supposed to do... Well, while I was waiting to get called, one of the lawyers in the courthouse assumed I was another lawyer waiting for my client and asked me out! I was able to keep up the story because we never went out... He called me that night and explained that he planned to interview me for being a future housewife!"
"Wait... that's not all! I met a guy for a first date at the King of Prussia mall. He explained that he wanted to take me on a test run to help him pick out a couch... I failed. After, he invited me to his place for a drink. I thought the couch thing was a fluke, but then... he decided to show me nude photos of his ex on their old computer!"
I told them we would have to wait until next time to talk about my date with the missing tooth, or the guy that continually reused a monogrammed handkerchief to blow his nose and clean his glasses... UNTIL NEXT TIME!
Like many of you, I have been on and off dating apps for years. I often think my insane dating experiences and those of my friends would make for a really great book, movie or sitcom. I know you all have stories and experiences to share. My goal is to post my own ideas, thoughts and experiences mixed in with special guest entries covering topics I know less about. Please feel free to message me with your own stories, comments, questions that you would not mind sharing with everyone. My contact info is listed in the bottom of the site. Thank you for stopping by!