Rock Girl - Pete's Story

I thought this one was too good not to share with everyone. I asked my friend, Pete to tell one of the many dating stories he has shared with me. Enjoy!

​Ahhh October, cool weather, fun fall activities, but what is October without a good horror story – here is one of my dating horror stories emphasis on ONE OF, as in one of many... When the quarantine dating queen comes calling to share a dating horror story, the only question is which one to pick, hmm. Today's dating adventure features “rock girl".
I connected with "rock girl" on Match.com, and conversation was fun and flirty. We decided to meet about a week after matching and solid daily communication. It was a Thursday night and we met at a casual local pub for a drink. Our first impressions from a physical side were great, I was very attracted to her. So the date was going well and she excused herself to the bathroom. As I took a sip from my beer, my phone vibrated and, rock girl proceeded to send me nudes from the bathroom! Admittedly I was a bit confused, I mean who doesn’t like a good nude? But...like it’s a first date, come on now. She came back and asked if I liked what I saw, obviously I said yes, and then we both proceeded on with the date like nothing happened. 
End of the date comes around and we kiss and talk about plans for another date, she asked if she could come over Sunday to my place and we could have dinner . Usually this is too soon for me, I am closer to a house invite on date 3-4. I But, after seeing the pictures, I was not thinking .. clearly. 
Well Sunday rolls around and she shows up with a large almost overnight bag...that seemed odd since we were only having dinner. She walks in, sits down and says “I made something for you!” I am assuming it’s some sort of dinner or dessert item, and respond “oh that’s so sweet of you what is it?” 
She reaches into the overnight bag and pulls out a.... rock, like a big rock, like a landscaping stone type rock! Upon my inspection of the rock I find it has been carved with my initials, her initials, a big heart and it says “Pete rocks” – I think... “oh boy what have I done!” She stared lovingly into my eyes and asked if I liked it. Of course I said “yes this is awesome!” thinking “please don’t kill me or my cat”. Needless to say, that was the last night my cat and I spent with Rock Girl.